whatsapp status in one line

Some people call me Mike, you can call me tonight.
When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it.
Whatever it is -- I didn't do it!
Sometimes you succeed.... and other times you learn.
There are three sides to an argument - your side, my side and the right side.

one line status in hindi

When there's a will, I want to be in it.
Failure is not an option -- it comes bundled with Windows.
I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle!... He's dreaming too.
I believe there should be a better way to start each day... instead of waking up every morning.
When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.

one line status

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I'd rather have honest enemies than fake friends.
My "last seen at" was just to check your "last seen at".
Not always "Available".. Try your Luck..
Hey there whatsapp is using me.
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy saving mode.

one liner status in hindi

You can never buy Love....But still you have to pay for it.
Totally available!! Please disturb me!!
“Success” all depends on the second letter.
Life is Short – Chat Fast!
Time is precious, waste it wisely.

one liner status

I need Six months of vacation, Twice a year.
Marriage is a "workshop", Where husband 'works' and wife 'shops'.
After Tuesday, even the calender says "W T F".
2 Things can change a women's mood- 1) I love you 2) 50% Discount.
SARCASM: Just one of the many services i offer.

attitude status in hindi 2 line

Cleaning is just putting stuff in less obvious places.
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life.
Politeness has become so rare that some people mistake it for flirtation.
SCIENCE FACT: If you close your eyes, you won’t be able to see.

Of course I’m not perfect; there’s a crack in my ass!
Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.

sad status in hindi 2 lines

Love is like a fart, If you have to force it, It's probably a cr
ap.
I have 2-3 real friends, the rest are just people i socialize with.
Etc. – End of Thinking Capacity.
We live in the era of smart phones and stupid people.
I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of my life; if I die next Tuesday.

feeling sad status

A good friend will help you move, a best friend will help you move a dead body.
Trying to understand you is like trying to smell the color 9.
“I am sorry for those that disagree with me because I know that they are wrong.”
I stay up late every night and realize it’s a bad idea every morning.
The two best times to keep your mouth shut are when you’re swimming and when you’re angry.
Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company.