whatsapp status in one line

Some people call me Mike, you can call me tonight.
When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it.
Whatever it is -- I didn't do it!
Sometimes you succeed.... and other times you learn.
There are three sides to an argument - your side, my side and the right side.

one line status in hindi

When there's a will, I want to be in it.
Failure is not an option -- it comes bundled with Windows.
I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle!... He's dreaming too.
I believe there should be a better way to start each day... instead of waking up every morning.
When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.

one line status

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I'd rather have honest enemies than fake friends.
My "last seen at" was just to check your "last seen at".
Not always "Available".. Try your Luck..
Hey there whatsapp is using me.
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy saving mode.

one liner status in hindi

You can never buy Love....But still you have to pay for it.
Totally available!! Please disturb me!!
“Success” all depends on the second letter.
Life is Short – Chat Fast!
Time is precious, waste it wisely.

one liner status

I need Six months of vacation, Twice a year.
Marriage is a "workshop", Where husband 'works' and wife 'shops'.
After Tuesday, even the calender says "W T F".
2 Things can change a women's mood- 1) I love you 2) 50% Discount.
SARCASM: Just one of the many services i offer.

attitude status in hindi 2 line

Cleaning is just putting stuff in less obvious places.
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life.
Politeness has become so rare that some people mistake it for flirtation.
SCIENCE FACT: If you close your eyes, you won’t be able to see.

Of course I’m not perfect; there’s a crack in my ass!
Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.

sad status in hindi 2 lines

Love is like a fart, If you have to force it, It's probably a cr
ap.
I have 2-3 real friends, the rest are just people i socialize with.
Etc. – End of Thinking Capacity.
We live in the era of smart phones and stupid people.
I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of my life; if I die next Tuesday.

feeling sad status

A good friend will help you move, a best friend will help you move a dead body.
Trying to understand you is like trying to smell the color 9.
“I am sorry for those that disagree with me because I know that they are wrong.”
I stay up late every night and realize it’s a bad idea every morning.
The two best times to keep your mouth shut are when you’re swimming and when you’re angry.
Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company.

whatsapp status love

whatsapp status love

Oh, So you wanna argue, Bring it. I got my CAPS LOCK ON.
I am so poor that i can't pay attention in class.
Warning...I know KARATE.......And few other oriental words.
I used to be an atheist, But then i realized i'm God.
Never make eye contact while eating a banana.

romantic status

Success is like being pregnant everybody congratulates you, But nobody knows how many times you got fucked to get there.
I am not virgin, My life fucks me everyday.
Nothing is over until you stop trying.
Person you love is 72.8% water.
I talk to myself because i like deal
ing with a better class of people.

cute things to say to your girlfriend

People say, you can't live without love...I think oxygen is more important.
80% of boys have girlfriends.. Rest 20% are having brain.
When everything comes your way.. Then you are on the wrong way.
she's so fake, if you look behind her neck. I bet it says "Made in china".
I drink to make other people interesting.
If at first, you don't succeed..Keep flushing.

girls status

Save water drink beer.
Virginity is not dignity, It is just lack of opportunity.
Not all men are fools, Some stay bachelor.
Don't kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbors are not.
His story is History, My Story is Mystery.

girl attitude status

Phones are better than girlfriends, At least we can switch off.
Smile today, tomorrow could be worse.
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
If you don't succeed at first, hide all evidence that you tried.
Stop worrying about the world ending today. It's already tomorrow in Australia

cute things to say to your girlfriend

Cell phones these days keep getting thinner and smarter... people the opposite.
Diet rule #1: If nobody sees you eating it, it doesn't contain any calories.
I love my job only when I'm on vacation
Friends come and go, but enemies remain and build up.
Never test how deep the water is with both feet.
The richer you get, the more expensive happiness becomes.

cute things to say to your boyfriend

Parachute for sale, used once, never opened!!
My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.
FREE PUPPIES: Half cocker spaniel, half sneaky neighbors dog.
Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.
I'm not online, it's just an optical illusion.

attitude status in hindi for boy

That's the secret to life... replace one worry with another.
If there is a "WILL", there are 500 relatives.
How is a poor man a lot like a rich man? They both have an iPhone.